Top 5 Actresses who are considered hot by many but I find to be really ugly, if not repulsive.

Beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder but sometimes the beholders are clearly crazy. To kick things off, I am going to discuss the top 5 actresses who are considered hot and sexy by many but I find to be not very hot and in some cases repulsive. Now before you write about how they all are probably more attractive than me, let us get one thing straight: None of them would ever have, at any point in my life, talked to me, but if they chose a life in the public eye, they have also agree to be criticized. So let’s begin.

5. Scarlett JohanssonScarlett Johansson photo

To start off, she has a very bland face. To make up for this, most actresses compensate with a phenomenal body but not Scarlett. I do not mind a body that has some meat but her shape reminds a bit of a trim Grimace from McDonald’s. Her teeth are very large along with her forehead. I have seen a few pictures where she looks sexy but more often than not, I find ones where she does not look great. She is not in the repulsive category. She reminds me of the girls in high school who joined the cheerleading squad in an effort to become popular. These were the girls who were not quite hot enough to be popular. I have not seen any of her movies to comment on her acting.

4. Drew BarrymoreDrew Barrymore photo

When she was younger I would have called her cute including her personality and odd face. But now, her crooked teeth and average body and simple but not a “beautiful simple” face. To me she basically looks like a worn out face that has aged but still tries to hold on. Some people look amazing as they age like Diane Lane but some unfortunately, put their best years behind them.

Gywneth Paltrow photo3. Gwyneth Paltrow

Sometimes she looks okay but overall she is very ordinary. Her body is ordinary. Her face is ordinary. No huge flaws but nothing great. I find her acting very poor at best. If her father wasn’t a director and mother an award winning actress, I doubt Gwyneth would have ever received a call back from any audition for anything. But this world is about who you know, not what you know. Gwyneth has made the most of that.

2. Sarah Jessica ParkerSarah Jessica Parker photo

Now we get to repulsive. I can see how some people might find Gwyneth Paltrow, Drew Barrymore, and Scarlett Johansson attractive but for Sarah Jessica Parker, I cannot see how anyone can even look in her direction for more than a second. A spokesperson with a line of clothing for one of my favorite stores, Steve & Barry’s (RIP), I was disgusted by their choice. I have never seen Sex & the City but I have seen her in a couple movies and found her acting horrible. I apologize to all horses but not only does she look like a horse, but an ugly horse. To make up to the horses, I would gladly kiss a horse before I kissed her. I’ve heard of beauty marks but that mole on the chin is not one of them. Nothing appealing here and I cannot help hating Matthew Broderick because as a famous actor, he could have really gotten a hot wife, but he chose this. I realize I chose a really bad picture for her, and all the others on the list, but keep in mind that a bad picture of her was real easy to find. The only reason she is number two and not number one is that Maxim already named her the World’s Unsexiest Woman Alive. Because she has already received some publicity for this, I’ll spare her the shame again and move her to number two.

1. Kirsten DunstKirsten Dunst photo

At least Sarah Jessica Parker makes up for her horse face with a nice body. Kirsten Dunst has the complete package: ugly face, bad teeth, horrible frumpy body, and horrible acting. This picture says it all. Look at all the gum. I am sure this is what Matthew Broderick will end up with after he dumps Sarah Jessica. I do admire her because for all these flaws, she managed to have an amazing career without any connects that I am aware of. The funniest thing is when I see trailers of a movie where she plays the leading lady.

Honorable Mention (in no particular order):

Tori Spelling – She wasn’t on the list because I am not sure if anyone apart from herself considers her attractive.

Hillary Swank – She wasn’t on the list because I am not sure if anyone INCLUDING herself considers her attractive. The episode of the Office discussing whether she is hot was funny. I also left her off because she is an amazing actress.

Kendra Wilkinson – First off, I find her horribly ugly and found the other two girlfriends hot. Second, I find her personality annoying at best. She was left off the list because I hesitated to call her an actress.